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Women: rather Perplexing, Rather Confusing, Rather Wonderful Creatures

Women,
what can I say about women?
A lot, but it’s rather rude.
women, women, women,
is any greater weakness for man?
No.
Women,
this is where the exasperated sigh comes in.
Women, women, women,
what can I say about women?
I don’t understand them.
Do they like assholes or nice guys?
Do they like bad-boys or poster-boys?
Nerds or jocks? rich or poor?
Flowers or chocolate? 
Should I be a gentleman or not?
They seem to keep singles crossed.
Lines of communication blurred,
what language do they speak?
cause it’s not found on Earth.
Klingon? Twi’lick? High Gallifrian?
I just don’t understand.
21 years and I don’t understand!
Do they offer classes in girl-talk?
Is that what they do in Women’s Studies?
Women, women, women,
is there any greater creature?
No.
I don’t know what to say about women,
really, the first time I’m ever speechless.
It’s like a confundius charm has hit my brain,
and turned it all gobbledygook with women.
I wonder what it’s like to understand them.
Greatest mystery there is.
I must admit, I do lack in wooing them so.
One doesn’t just court a lady now-a-days,
and there is always the possibility of the f-word,
on a terrible word that sends shivers when muttered. 
F-R-I-E-N-D, the FZ is no place to be.
So a girl I’m nice I’m just a friend,
a guy is a dick, she marries him.
Women, women, women,
will I ever understand them?
No.
Do I want to? Yes.
I just will never ever understand,
maybe I’m just destined to stay single forever.
Oh God, that’ll suck, I’m dreading what my mom will say.
"Tim, why are you single? Are you gay?"
"No mom, women are just to complicated to worry about marriage."
"Maybe, you just aren’t smart enough to understand us."
"Albert Einstein didn’t understand women, so I won’t try."
Women, women, women,
why must they torment me so?
Because a good woman is worth all the trouble, they say.
But I’ve come to my own conclusion, and it’s rather rude.
Ladies reading this, I’m sorry, but I feel it true,
Women are bitches,
9 years of liking them has taught me that,
I think women collect balls,
they seem to be willing to rip my off.
But for as much as I complain about them,
I must admit, I’d hate to be without them.
Who else would I gawk at?
But seriously I’ll end on an upbeat mood,
man with out woman is a woeful man.
Men need women like, Gollum needed the Ring.
Perhaps one day I’ll understand them,
but I highly doubt it.

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