“If someone ever tells you to stop acting weird and to start acting normal, do you know what you should tell them? Normalcy is being yourself, and if you can’t be yourself, then who can you be?”—The Knower Chronicles Vol II: The Restless, Chapter 1, “A Not So Brief History of Humanity and Monsters”
When I thought that I couldn’t like Cameron Diaz anymore she makes a great ass movie. The movie was funny and I like how the protagonist was the bad teacher while the antagonist was the good teacher. Even though the the good teacher annoyed the hell out of me.
So I was on Facebook and I liked the Boy Meets World page, because let’s face it, it is the greatest ever!! And then they show me this link. It is by far the greatest thing to ever be on Amazon.com it is the complete series of Boy Meets World. And it is being released on November 22, 2011.
I bought a new pair of shoes a couple weeks ago. They’ve been a tremendous help to my sanity. They’re just a pair of plain Converse sneakers to most people, but to me and a few of you, there is a special significance to this brand of shoes. Because Converse sneakers, like a bow tie, or even a fez, are cool. I’m referring of course to Doctor Who. It is one of the few television shows to which I’ll admit I’m a fan. Because, like a few great works of drama, it is entertaining (funny at times, scary at others, and often simultaneously) and is a constant reminder of what is important. The most important things, I’ve often said, are also the things we tend to forget the most easily.
So for my friends in the U.K. and Canada where the show is easily available, here are ten reminders of important life lessons from Doctor Who:
1. Curiosity counts. I was recently asked what is the most important quality in life and, to my surprise, the word that came out of my mouth was “curiosity.” Helen Keller once said “Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing.” If this is true – and I suspect it is – fostering a deep commitment towards curiosity is the distinction between these choices. I don’t think you could survive a lifespan over 900 years without it. Even while being faced with genuine danger, The Doctor is always the embodiment of curiosity. More often than not, it is his curiosity that helps him solve the mystery behind the danger.
“There’s something out of place – let’s go and poke it with a stick.” – The Doctor (Amy’s Choice episode)
“There have been billions of people to ever live on earth, every single one being important, but the most important person in the world isn’t a politician, or a general, or even a pop culture icon, it is a young boy from Pittsburgh who goes by the name of Nathaniel Thomas Spectre. The problem is, he just doesn’t know it.”—The Knower Chronicles Vol II: The Restless Chapter 1: A Not So Brief History of Humanity and Monsters
‘Fat’ is usually the first insult a girl throws at another girl when she wants to hurt her.
I mean, is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me; but then, you might retort, what do I know about the pressure to be skinny? I’m not in the business of being judged on my looks, what with being a writer and earning my living by using my brain…
I went to the British Book Awards that evening. After the award ceremony I bumped into a woman I hadn’t seen for nearly three years. The first thing she said to me? ‘You’ve lost a lot of weight since the last time I saw you!’
‘Well,’ I said, slightly nonplussed, ‘the last time you saw me I’d just had a baby.’
What I felt like saying was, ‘I’ve produced my third child and my sixth novel since I last saw you. Aren’t either of those things more important, more interesting, than my size?’ But no – my waist looked smaller! Forget the kid and the book: finally, something to celebrate!
I’d rather they were independent, interesting, idealistic, kind, opinionated, original, funny – a thousand things, before ‘thin’. And frankly, I’d rather they didn’t give a gust of stinking chihuahua flatulence whether the woman standing next to them has fleshier knees than they do. Let my girls be Hermiones, rather than Pansy Parkinsons.