I’m so detached and distant and cold at times, but I swear if you spark my interest, I can become so clingy and you’ll become so important to me and I will put so much of my time and effort towards you. But then you’ll get tired of me.
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
Well, there is a reason humans are so alert when they poop, cave people had to keep an eye out for predators when they were taking the Browns to the Superbowl, I’m sure after a tribe saw a few of their people die while defecating they were like, “best keep an eye out for scary animals while i’m pooping.” Humans obviously developed heightened senses during defecation so that they wouldn’t die.
Also, in the arena there is a lack of food, and a lack of food means that pooping is less likely, since you aren’t taking in any nourishment there is no waste to dispose of, if a person poops and is not eating they can loose a lot of weight and get dehydrated…
“A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they’d be asked the “half empty or half full” question. Instead, with a smile on her face she inquired, “How heavy is this glass of water?” The answers called out ranged from 8oz to 20 oz. She replied, “The absolute weight doesn’t matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If i hold it for a minute, its not a problem. If i hold it for an hour, i’ll have an ache in my arm. If i hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn’t change, but the longer i hold it, the heavier it becomes.” She continued, “The stress and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them for a big longer and they begin to hurt. And if you think about them all day long, you will feel paralyzed - incapable of doing anything.” Always remember to put the glass down.”—