Hey you guys remember that one time you’d been playing that really fun RPG for like ten hours then all of a sudden without warning you got dropped into a fucking space combat game?
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Turns out the world isn’t such a bad place after all.
Timely reminder that people are inherently good.
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
Before he became famous, Elvis Presley worked as a truck driver and earned $1.25 an hour.
any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough
ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH
NOT ALL COOKIES
why are people on this damn website so obsessed with tea it’s fuckin leaf water
Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious
and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read
The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression
Who gave you the order?
#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective
Out of context this is a really strange conversation
I just realized that as well
the end of an adventure,