The World According to...

I've learned many things, mostly from television, movies, and video games. But that counts... right?

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annakie:

Hey you guys remember that one time you’d been playing that really fun RPG for like ten hours then all of a sudden without warning you got dropped into a fucking space combat game?

(via elviajedelaesperanza)

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sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via winterfellhasfallen)

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crankybucky:

Thor making a series of vines where he hands the other Avengers mjolnir casually like ‘hold this’ when they’re not paying attention and obviously they fall over and it’s hilarious

and he tries to do it to Steve and he’s like ‘hold this, Steve’ and without looking up from his paper Steve’s like ‘sure’ and takes it off if him, he just calmly holds it and continues to read

The rest of the vine is just Thor’s stunned and impressed expression

(Source: comraderogers, via obsessedobsesser)